I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
