when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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