he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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