i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
