I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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