you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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