fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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