Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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