Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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