I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
the raccoons are back...
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