school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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