**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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