I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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