On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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