Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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