I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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