rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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