Is it because I queefed?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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