U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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