I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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