So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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