My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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