So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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