Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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