jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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