marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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