wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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