Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Randomize
