just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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