Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
So many bounce houses so little time
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize