I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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