weddingsv make me drug and hornr
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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