The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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