Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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