I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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