I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
it's great music for shaving your balls
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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