Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize