gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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