I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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