giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
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You. Win. At. Life.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
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