North Korea, Best Korea!
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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