You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Princesses don't give blow jobs
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
