So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Randomize
