question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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