So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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