Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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