No awkward lesbian experiences without me
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Sorry about my life...
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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