There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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