How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
