I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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