...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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