During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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