Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
