In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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