You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I think your dad took our porno
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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