How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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